Friday, July 24, 2009

huh?

Some dude on Match said I seem like someone who has a lot of tattoos because I seem like a party girl.

...*looks down at Topsiders*...

Um, thanks? 

Thursday, July 23, 2009

bored now

I think I may have reached the point where I just can't care about finding a guy, or guys in general.  M's been texting me all last night and today, J texted me (presumably for a booty call even though he has a girlfriend now, no thanks), The Ex had a meltdown to me earlier this week and C's IMing and texting way more even though he's dating someone too.  I have a blind date next week and he seems nice, and I'm getting emails on Match, but it just seems like so much work.  I kind of just want to focus on myself - losing weight (ha), getting in shape (ditto), trying like hell to get out of my parents' house and putting it out to the universe that hey, I could REALLY use a teaching job, thanks. 

It's raining (unavailable) men, apparently.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

(snuggie) haters to the left!

Yes, friends, this is how you quit being sad and start being awesome - wine, nail polish, face mask, Snuggie.

and on another note

I'm suddenly CRAVING spray cheez with saltines.  Like, need IMMEDIATELY.   PMS may or may not be the devil.

ugh, the tattoos.

So!  R and I are not continuing our dates.  Whatever, he was short and had tribal tattoos.  Up and onward!

(Though I AM allowing myself exactly one night of pity, which may or may not involve wine, the Snuggie and a movie that has yet to be decided.)

Monday, July 20, 2009

we're experiencing some technical issues

Oh holy hell, Windows Vista has got to be one of the most complicated operating systems I've ever used.  THIS is why I stick with Macs - at least you can find the effing "save as" option without having to go to the help site! 

look at that fucking hipster

I'm basically just hiding behind my computer, hoping no one notices I'm at work (read: gives me even more crap to do), which is a little hard to do when you're wearing a buffalo plaid tunic.*  And a Snuggie. 

*With skinny jeans, flats and too much eyeliner.  Old habits die hard.